grape fruit
grape fruit by PJ the man 233 September 10, 2016
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Grape Fruit
The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
Grape Fruit by Colojolo July 26, 2009
grape fruit
A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.
grape fruit by TheRealMorten February 7, 2019
Grape fruit shooter
A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
Grape fruit shooter by Sam February 27, 2004
Bust a grape in a fruit fight
Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.
Bust a grape in a fruit fight by Gotdagoodshit December 4, 2018
Grape Fruits
Grape Fruits by MamaLucia September 14, 2008
Grape fruiting
The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.
Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.
Grape fruiting by Matti W. January 14, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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