granty 

granty is a bare joker part of stoner radio.blazes all day everyday

safe granty man past that zoot!!!

wag1 man so wen we pickin up ?

thts the peng

granty by stoner radio January 14, 2009

Granty 

A great aunt. An aunt who is acting as a grandmother.

I made this term up when I was acting as a grandmother to my great nephew...it's a special status as an "aunt". Kids have aunts and great aunts, so this gives the great aunts a special name.

My niece had 3 children and now I am a "granty".

Granty by Aspenstar July 17, 2010

Granty 

Fat specky nerd who sells white powder

Guy who wants “Hi are you granty”
Specky dealer”Weyaye course can ya not tell am a nerd wearing moncler selling bash”

Granty by Callumsexmaster January 30, 2023

Granty Boy 

A strange fellow who likes to jack off in abandoned houses

Matt: I'll give you a quid if you jack of in that building.
Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!

Granty Boy by Jimmyeatmars August 16, 2011

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny 

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

Pump Granny by The Mayon January 25, 2022

pump granny 

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

pump granny by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022