Top definition
granty is a bare joker part of stoner radio.blazes all day everyday
safe granty man past that zoot!!!

wag1 man so wen we pickin up ?

thts the peng
by stoner radio January 12, 2009
Get the mug
Get a granty mug for your buddy Vivek.
Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Amazheimer's mug for your boyfriend Vivek.

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.
-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
by Suckasaurus Rex June 27, 2006
Get the mug
Get a granties mug for your Facebook friend Manafort.
A great aunt. An aunt who is acting as a grandmother.

I made this term up when I was acting as a grandmother to my great's a special status as an "aunt". Kids have aunts and great aunts, so this gives the great aunts a special name.
My niece had 3 children and now I am a "granty".
by Aspenstar July 16, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Granty mug for your mama Yasemin.