Grantor

Nickname of Grant. Name means person is amazing, and can drink ungoldy amounts of alcohol

Grantor just beer bonged that captain and coke!

by sk8rboi89 July 28, 2010

Granlord

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.

Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.

by RSBN June 28, 2017

grandorphan

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.

After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.

by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

Granter

An abnormally small line of cocaine

Oh! I see we have a granter

by Bjornski June 19, 2021

granorexia

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

by Grinding October 8, 2010

granorexia

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

by winks September 23, 2006

granton

A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.

Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!

by TheDeacon June 19, 2010