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Granlord 

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.
Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.
Granlord by RSBN June 28, 2017
sleek, hot, sexy, usually brown hair. sometimes blonde.
likes to party. intelectual, smart; but fails classes often.

soon to be famous, rich and hot.
look out for granoffs everywhere they will turn into swans.
you look just like a granoff.

granoff by juannita May 30, 2007
Gralof = Great Rack A Lot Of Flab. Basically a girl who has a cracking rack but dodges a few too many salads so indecision on whether the rack is actually good or just good due to her fatness.
Mark - 'Check out the rack on that Gralof mate, id motorboat the fcuk out of it!'

Slayer - 'Would you also motorboat her four bellies aswell? That racks only good coz shes fat man!'
Gralof by thedean1984 July 20, 2011
1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult
1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof
granof by t March 9, 2005
- Something or someone who defines awfulness.

- A moronic action, which labels the perpetrator as a Granof.
- What do you mean 'learn a language', you stupid Granof? I did French for GCSE!

- Dyeing your hair ginger is an utter Granof, and only done by complete clowns.
granof by Rimbor April 19, 2005

grandofile 

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.
Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.
grandofile by Heyoka August 11, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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