granof 

1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult

1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof

granof by t March 9, 2005

granof 

- Something or someone who defines awfulness.

- A moronic action, which labels the perpetrator as a Granof.

- What do you mean 'learn a language', you stupid Granof? I did French for GCSE!

- Dyeing your hair ginger is an utter Granof, and only done by complete clowns.

granof by Rimbor April 19, 2005

grandfox

A grandfather who happens to be a total fox.

Girl 1: Did you see Jason's grandpa? He's a total FOX!
Girl 2: That would make him a grandfox.

grandfox by Wheathead July 14, 2017

Dan Get The Granola 

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

Dan Get The Granola by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

grandfathered in 

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.

Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.

grandfathered in by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

Granfalloon

1. A false karass; that is, a large yet meaningless association of human beings. Read Kurt Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle" for more.

2. A particularly hellish boss character from Castlevania: SOTN having this name; it can best be described as a giant floating sphere of undead corpses. Known in the Japanese game, and in several game boy spinoffs, as Legion.

1. The Communist party, the Daughters of the American Revolution, The General Electric Company, the International Order of Odd Fellows, and any nation, anytime, anywhere.

If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon. - Book of Bokonon

2. Aak! It's the Granfalloon! Oh well, Alucard can pwn anything, anyhow.

Granfalloon by Wergle Flomp November 21, 2004