Gaydos's definitions

Armanian noodle dip

Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.

Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.

by gaydos November 15, 2003

poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

adeenix

to stab a fork into something...

Crispus: why are u adeenixing the hard fertile soil?
Timm Robbins: Because of the fly catcher that is under the ground eating my left over cookies from last wednesday's episode of lets make a deal.

by gaydos October 25, 2003

Gaydos

Ruler of Gaydos land. The great Gaydos.

muslim bitch: I cant mess with the Almighty Gaydos, he will kill me.
quasdran: yea u dont want to mess with him.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

putz

Term Jews use to explain ignorant ass holes or penises.

Rabbi Greenberg: That dude over there is a putz.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Ostrige Pragade

The Wise-ass land secret service. Have stolen many documents from Irish quartering houses and started the Black Panther movement.

Brick Popper: The Ostrige Pragade will get you if you dont keep your chimney clean during the holidays.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003