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Our friend Granie is a bondage obssessed gimp. He longs for a gimpsuit and enjoys talking about playing with himself and sexmonkies. His ginger mullet is growing out of control and will probably soon take over the world.
Granie, ''Get me that sexmonkey in a gimpsuit!''
to the guy out of the Darkness,
''give ya fiver for that cool suit!!''
Granie by Zoe November 26, 2003
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sans granie

Person 1:Sans granie
Person 2:Sans granie
sans granie by Sans granie August 15, 2021
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Dzień Sans Granie 

Dzień Sans Granie (DSG) to dzień w którym każdy musi wielbić potężną istotę Sans Granie
"jutro Dzień Sans Granie, jesteś gotowy?"
"oczywiście że tak, wielbię sans granie"
Dzień Sans Granie by Ki-JoPL. December 23, 2022

Dzień Sans Granie 

Dzień Sans Granie (DSG) odbywa się 20 czerwca. Dzień Sans Granie to dzień w którym każdy musi wielbić potężną istotę Sans Granie
"jutro Dzień Sans Granie, jesteś gotowy?"
"oczywiście że tak, wielbię sans granie"
Dzień Sans Granie by Ki-JoPL. December 23, 2022

El Cheeto Grande 

El Cheeto Grande, "The Big Cheeto" a reference to the Orangeish bottle tan ned complexion of a former Chief Executive of the United States of America, and one time media celebrity whose most famous phrase was, "You're Fired!". Also known as "The Donald".
Last night there was another story about how El Cheeto Grande was cheated out our being re-elected, talk about a Big Lie!

Grande-Digue 

A little village in New-Brunswick,Canada where you can get good drugs for a cheap price also the place of G.D.P.T. (Grande-Digue Pot Tokers) local youth gang.
G.D.P.T. Grande-Digue R2 Village Weed Nose Candy Blow Youth Gang Speed Bennies Raves Chronic Adam Amp Marijuana a-town crew Apple Jacks ball Bernie Hash dope grass black star white kush
Grande-Digue by skunkmaster1985 March 17, 2011
A term commonly used in the IT industry to describe an outage of a service being caused by the substandard work of a sysadmin.
*Multiple services light up the monitoring board*

"OH FFS who grained it"
grained by dfg1r07 March 22, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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