Grandpa hand
When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
Grandpa hand by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018
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grandpa hands
Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.
Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.
grandpa hands by mellow man 77 August 17, 2011
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grandpa hands
Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.
James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.
James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.
grandpa hands by jaebbles May 2, 2023
Grandma Hands
Grandma Hands by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
Grandma Handed
The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.
Grandma Handed by Ruffstough October 16, 2009
Grandma's Hands
Grandma's Hands by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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