Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

Grandpa hand by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

grandpa hands 

Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.

Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.

grandpa hands by mellow man 77 August 17, 2011

grandpa hands 

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

grandpa hands by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Grandma Hands 

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

Grandma Hands by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Grandma Handed 

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

Grandma Handed by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

Grandma's Hands 

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again

Grandma's Hands by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010