Grandpa L 

A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.

(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)

Grandpa L by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022

Goofy ahh grandpa lookin 

Bro gets no bitches and looks mad deformed. This man is ugly and is a NPC

Look at this Goofy ahh grandpa lookin

Goofy ahh grandpa lookin by zoob1 May 11, 2022

Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.

One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.

Grandpa Lore by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023

grandpa lore

Grandpa lore is basically like dad lore. Its when they tell you the stuff they did and what they've experienced in their teens/early adult life. Probably before meeting the mother/father of your parent. Cool shit

Heika: I had a dream last night that I was caught by the cops with my friends on the river in the middle of the night in the 70s

Mal: Man that's Grandpa lore

grandpa lore by Peanutznbeans July 11, 2024

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg

Grandfather died and was cremated.

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg by Smittdawg December 22, 2019

lemonade grandpa 

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

lemonade grandpa by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023