Grandpa'd

Term that refers to that little dribble of piss that totally screws up the front of your pants. It can happen as a circumstance of your boxers getting in the way or from dribble when you put away your junk. It's what happens every time your Grandpa goes to take a leak.

"Fuck! I just Grandpa'd on the front of my new dockers..."

by Aaron Stein December 17, 2003

Grandpa El’d

When someone, typically an older person, sits down without underwear, causing their genitals to spill out of their shorts and into the view of an unsuspecting victim.

Ian’s uncle Grandpa El’d me yesterday. I wonder if those magnificent elephant testicles run in the family?

by JohnDavidXXX July 27, 2023

grandpa-pee'd

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.

Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.

by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009

Grandpa Daddy

Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.

Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.

by mimmMMIKEOWR MIKE August 25, 2018

grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006

grandpa dick

Something magical that happens when one of your friends get served and everyone throws up their right arm saying, "Ooooohhhh." Like the main characters from Regular Show. And then you drop your arm limp like a grandpa dick in front of you.

Throw your Grandpa Dick up!

by Thatonebitch14 December 2, 2013

Grandma'd

Verb: To be caught in a conversation with a lonely grandma who is a stranger or neighbor. If you are a young person and she thinks that you are friendly and want to listen to what she says, she will tell you her life story, give you advice that you could never use, or gossip about things that you have no desire to hear, like something private about one of her grandchildren. Your response to what she says is not required, and after about 10-15 minutes, she will break off the conversation and act like you don't exist.

I was grandma'd really hard at the grocery store today by a lady giving out shrimp cake samples.

by dezzu July 17, 2009