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Grandeus 

Officer who buys Odin's for other officers, in the Holiday spirit.
Grandeus by Waylonp88 October 26, 2018
Words you can keep
Grandeus is the in between for Big and Grandiose
"How was your night with him?"
"It was so good! His cock was so grandeus!"
Grandeus by TheAlphaSigmussy March 1, 2026

delusions of grandeur 

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.
mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.
delusions of grandeur by domokun December 11, 2004

gaylusions of grandeur 

thinking that because you are gay you are extremely hot
That boy posing at the bar has gaylusions of grandeur.

grandeur complex 

The idea of being superior to other people.
His showed his grandeur complex when he said 'I'm better than you, bunch of pitiful ignorants.'
grandeur complex by Forastero April 20, 2006

Grandes Cojones 

Means, "Big balls," as in brave, courageous. On the verge of being stupidly reckless.
That cliff jumper has grandes cojones.
Grandes Cojones by TehPantz October 18, 2009

Granteus 

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.
Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking
Granteus by ChizzGod October 2, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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