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Grand motherfucker 

A respected older motherfucker who has been promoted by excelling as a motherfucker or by fucking one or more grandmothers

grand mother fucker 

1: The greatest mother fucker alive.

2: King/Queen of all mother fuckers.
You just got served you Grand Mother Fucker!
grand mother fucker by Vulcanus January 17, 2005

grandmotherfucker 

Steve Stifler in American Wedding is a grandmotherfucker, since he fucks Jim's grandmother.
grandmotherfucker by Greg Pugh August 14, 2003

Grandmotherfucker 

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.
Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.
Grandmotherfucker by gregben July 6, 2021

grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies 

something Dane Cook would say

what Courtney calls Tom
you are such a grandmotherfuckersonofabatchofcookies
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026