Grand Sand 

The "Grain of Sand" that thinks it's so special that it will someday make it off the beach, exceeding all the expectations, becoming a beloved and famous actor in Hollywood or a rich and successful professional athlete.

You think you're the grand sand of small town America?

Grand Sand by The SplieveBDS June 8, 2018

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Grant Sanders

a backwards hat wearing redneck smurf

Man look at the Grant Sanders. I wish I had that much fashion.

Grant Sanders by FagslAyer11 August 27, 2017

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

grandstanding by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

grandstander 

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

grandstander by Denekawa May 11, 2017

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

grandstanding by y20degrees May 7, 2004

Grind On Sandwich 

To get grinded on simultaneously by two women, one on your front one on your back.

You: Dude, last night was amazing those two sluts turned me into the meat in a grind on sandwich.

Grind On Sandwich by The R 2 May 4, 2009