Granby, MO 

This is a very small town in Southwest Missouri. Families with children, beware, the streets are flooded with tweakers and prostitues.

Girl 1: Granby, MO is crowded with hookers and drug addicts.
Girl 2: No kidding, I wouldn't want to live in that town.

Granby, MO by Janaehey07 June 28, 2019

Granny mode 

Playing a computer or video game at a slower speed than normal, which allows the player to have a longer reaction time, and therefore, superior performance.
This is easy to do on emulators, but some games had this mode built-in.

I can only combo all those skateboard tricks if I use granny mode.

Granny mode by Tarambe June 14, 2018

granny mobile 

A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.

Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.

"Your 80's Buick is a granny mobile."

granny mobile by maxisick August 17, 2011

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Granny Mode 

When someone acts a lot older than their age and refrain from fun and sex

I refuse to go into Granny Mode

Granny Mode by Tara Gopal January 4, 2019

mom granny 

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

mom granny by Donnie america January 20, 2018

Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

Grabby-arse-pully monster by Mrs Brown January 5, 2015