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grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.
Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.
grammartarded by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011

grammarnazi

A person who corrects people's spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet.
Person 1: Their so gay.

grammarnazi: You're using the wrong form of they're. You are supposed to use they're, which is a contraction of they are.

/grammarnazi

Grammarian 

A funny little word that you may hear your english teacher may use to imply that s/he is religious in regard to grammar. I've always taken it to mean that your grammar will be corrected without remorse.
My english teacher swears she's a devout Grammarian.
Grammarian by Chris R March 19, 2006

grammarfag 

Someone who consistently uses grammar in all aspects of their posts or comments on Internet websites or games, particularly in areas where the main focus with communication is on speed and messages that are 'short and sweet'. These people often present themselves as elitist and often criticise and attack others who do not use the same amount of correct spelling and punctuation as they do. Grammarfags often tend to dismiss comments by others as incomprehensible if the comment does not contain full correct spelling and punctuation.
Guy 1: man that guy is such a grammarfag, who spends more time typing than shooting on an first-person shooter??
Guy 2: Whoa. What was that? I only speak English.

on an online forum
Guy 1: Okay guys, post some positive feedback for me!
Guy 2: gr8 work but wut i think u shud do is...
Guy 1: I'm going to ignore that comment because it I can't read it. Please have some human decency and use grammar for once.
grammarfag by SpySappingMySentry August 19, 2009

grammarous 

1. To be within the confines of the English language. To use correct grammar.

2. Displaying a special flair for grammar.
Girl, let me tell you something. That boy at the club, he was so grammarous. I love the way he modified his prepositional phrases.
grammarous by DonnyRatchet July 25, 2007

Grammargasm 

When someone's knowledge and consequent use of correct grammar gives you an instant orgasm
Amy : My motto in life is simple, "Practice safe text, use commas".

Bill : Wow, that just gave me a Grammargasm.
Grammargasm by Gnazi July 12, 2012