Grammarian

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A funny little word that you may hear your english teacher may use to imply that s/he is religious in regard to grammar. I've always taken it to mean that your grammar will be corrected without remorse.

My english teacher swears she's a devout Grammarian.

Grammarian by Chris R March 19, 2006

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Grammarian

A grammarian is a person who believes that they have some type of mastery over the English language. Most times, they are misguided in this belief and come across as an asshole. The grammarian is related (by marriage, not blood) to the grammar nazi.

"I am a grammarian and have studied the ancient languages from Latin to Romulan, thusly, I have quite the command over the English language and a period does not go at the end of a sentence."

Grammarian by Bobbert Smift December 8, 2015

grammarian

that one person that ALWAYS corrects you hence the word grammarian

u fuckin grammarian

grammarian by Hi :p May 11, 2018

grammaring

What gingers say instead of "proof reading"

Steve (the ginger): Hey lora, are you good at grammaring? Im not sure if this sounds right

Lora: ...

Chances are its not....

grammaring by ngroat7007 October 7, 2009

grammarape

The very act of posting something on the Internet that absolutely ignores all rules regarding spelling, syntax, and punctuation. Grammarape will be the ultimate undoing of the Internet and will be what convinces alien life forms to completely bypass our planet as nothing more than an intergalactic truck stop.

Please note.. this is about GRAMMAR. Yes, the word looks like "Gramma Rape," but please understand that this has nothing to do with sexually violating your mother's mother.

"I'm pleased to see that you performed a heinous grammarape in that email to me."

grammarape by endlessmonkeys November 14, 2009

Grambrarian

A word used for someone's librarian, who is also their grandma. Especially used for names like Gertrude and Margaret.

You're DATING my GRAMBRARIAN?!- Someone who may or may not exist.

Grambrarian by Hey look at me you frick February 11, 2020

grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.

Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.

grammartarded by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026