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Grammarian 

A grammarian is a person who believes that they have some type of mastery over the English language. Most times, they are misguided in this belief and come across as an asshole. The grammarian is related (by marriage, not blood) to the grammar nazi.
"I am a grammarian and have studied the ancient languages from Latin to Romulan, thusly, I have quite the command over the English language and a period does not go at the end of a sentence."
Grammarian by Bobbert Smift December 8, 2015

grammarian 

that one person that ALWAYS corrects you hence the word grammarian
u fuckin grammarian
grammarian by Hi :p May 11, 2018

grammaring 

What gingers say instead of "proof reading"
Steve (the ginger): Hey lora, are you good at grammaring? Im not sure if this sounds right

Lora: ...

Chances are its not....
grammaring by ngroat7007 October 7, 2009

grammarape 

The very act of posting something on the Internet that absolutely ignores all rules regarding spelling, syntax, and punctuation. Grammarape will be the ultimate undoing of the Internet and will be what convinces alien life forms to completely bypass our planet as nothing more than an intergalactic truck stop.

Please note.. this is about GRAMMAR. Yes, the word looks like "Gramma Rape," but please understand that this has nothing to do with sexually violating your mother's mother.
"I'm pleased to see that you performed a heinous grammarape in that email to me."
grammarape by endlessmonkeys November 14, 2009

Grambrarian 

A word used for someone's librarian, who is also their grandma. Especially used for names like Gertrude and Margaret.
You're DATING my GRAMBRARIAN?!- Someone who may or may not exist.

grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.
Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.
grammartarded by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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