grammarfag

Someone who consistently uses grammar in all aspects of their posts or comments on Internet websites or games, particularly in areas where the main focus with communication is on speed and messages that are 'short and sweet'. These people often present themselves as elitist and often criticise and attack others who do not use the same amount of correct spelling and punctuation as they do. Grammarfags often tend to dismiss comments by others as incomprehensible if the comment does not contain full correct spelling and punctuation.

Guy 1: man that guy is such a grammarfag, who spends more time typing than shooting on an first-person shooter??
Guy 2: Whoa. What was that? I only speak English.

on an online forum
Guy 1: Okay guys, post some positive feedback for me!
Guy 2: gr8 work but wut i think u shud do is...
Guy 1: I'm going to ignore that comment because it I can't read it. Please have some human decency and use grammar for once.

by SpySappingMySentry August 19, 2009

grammaring

What gingers say instead of "proof reading"

Steve (the ginger): Hey lora, are you good at grammaring? Im not sure if this sounds right

Lora: ...

Chances are its not....

by ngroat7007 October 7, 2009

grammarape

The very act of posting something on the Internet that absolutely ignores all rules regarding spelling, syntax, and punctuation. Grammarape will be the ultimate undoing of the Internet and will be what convinces alien life forms to completely bypass our planet as nothing more than an intergalactic truck stop.

Please note.. this is about GRAMMAR. Yes, the word looks like "Gramma Rape," but please understand that this has nothing to do with sexually violating your mother's mother.

"I'm pleased to see that you performed a heinous grammarape in that email to me."

by endlessmonkeys November 14, 2009

grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.

Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.

by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011

grammarnazi

A person who corrects people's spelling/grammar mistakes on the internet.

Person 1: Their so gay.

grammarnazi: You're using the wrong form of they're. You are supposed to use they're, which is a contraction of they are.

/grammarnazi

by grammar nazi is wrong! April 1, 2010

Grammarian

A funny little word that you may hear your english teacher may use to imply that s/he is religious in regard to grammar. I've always taken it to mean that your grammar will be corrected without remorse.

My english teacher swears she's a devout Grammarian.

by Chris R March 19, 2006

Grammargasm

When someone's knowledge and consequent use of correct grammar gives you an instant orgasm

Amy : My motto in life is simple, "Practice safe text, use commas".

Bill : Wow, that just gave me a Grammargasm.

by Gnazi July 12, 2012