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The Gon-Goozler 

you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler
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Cum Guzler 

One who drinks cum like it is orange juice.
Dude, shes the best cum guzler in town! She will drink it all down like a clown without a frown!
Cum Guzler by Clint J June 24, 2008
the large dangly pocket of skin (usually fat) under the chin
also known as a "double or triple chin"
Our chunky, flubby armed landlord had the biggest gozzler; when she yelled her gozzler swayed in the wind.
gozzler by markmanders September 24, 2005

Goozlerrr 

He did you smell that.Yea it smells like somebody busted a Goozlerr.Goozlerrr
Goozlerrr by Carlos Norsworthy October 18, 2008

goo guzler 

goo guzler by Anonymous June 17, 2003
Verb, Guzler - Someone who i best at everything and never fails if depended on.

Adj, Guzlering - Doing REALLY something really well

Noun, Guzlered - Done something perfectly
Verb - "You are such a guzler" "Thanks :D"

Adj - "Wow, dude your guzlering this test"

Noun - "I Guzlered that match" 6-0
Guzler by Dr.worder January 23, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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