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root guzzler 

a woman that takes a cock deep down her thorat and gobbles up all the semen.
That girl is awesome bro. She is a root guzzler.
root guzzler by gary shepard August 28, 2009
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word guzzler 

That one friend you have that just chats utter bullshit 24/7.
word guzzler by xXkrishXx November 17, 2016

Truck-Stop Guzzler 

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.
That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.
Truck-Stop Guzzler by Amoux June 9, 2014
3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.

Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!
The gizzler himself
gizzler by Roc Dog April 3, 2008

The Guzzler 

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.
Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

cock guzzler 

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time
"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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