Govtcheez

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Highest level of cheesieness.

Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!

Govtcheez by Oldekline March 7, 2003

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Govtcheez

To take it up the ass.

That guy likes Govtcheez.

Govtcheez by Betazep March 7, 2003

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goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatcheese special by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

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Goatcheese Surprise

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

Goatcheese Surprise by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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