Govtcheez 

Highest level of cheesieness.

Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!

Govtcheez by Oldekline March 7, 2003

Govtcheez 

To take it up the ass.

That guy likes Govtcheez.

Govtcheez by Betazep March 7, 2003

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatcheese special by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

Goatcheese Surprise 

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

Goatcheese Surprise by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011