Gouchez 

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

Gouchez by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Gouchebag 

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

Gouchebag by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gouche 

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

gouche by sean November 19, 2003

Gouche 

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

Gouche by HNL-DK November 30, 2014

Goucher College 

Goucher College is located in Towson, Maryland. It has a beautiful, sprawling campus with lots of trees, deer, and crazy squirrels running about. Goucher students are artsy, creative, and love to explore many roads of knowledge. Of course it has a loyal and not great lacrosse team, but it is so much more than a select group of rowdy boys. It is full of a lot of beautiful, caring people that want to help others and make the word a more equal and balanced place. Goucher is a happy campus that his highly underrated.

Goucher College home of the mighty (and very cute) gophers.

Goucher College by LadyFaceKillah October 25, 2010