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Gordoned 

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute
Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”
Gordoned by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

Gordoned 

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"
Gordoned by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordonsexual 

When the only thing that you will engage in sexual activities with is Gordon Ramsay.
Person 1: I'm heterosexual.

Person 2: I'm homosexual.

Person 3: I'm bisexual.

Person 4: I'm gordonsexual.

Gordoned 

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked
Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.
Gordoned by Thomas December 14, 2003