Gordoned

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordoned

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

by Thomas December 14, 2003

Waxey Gordoned

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.

"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."

by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018

Gordoed

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

by Officially Official July 23, 2017

Gordonade

A delicious drink made from one named Gordon. The drink may taste salty or even have a hint of pineapple flavour involved.

FRIEND -So Emma you do anything last night with Gordon?
EMMA - No not really, I was really dehydrated so I just had some Gordonade.

by snc237 July 30, 2017

Gordonodono Marathano

Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.

An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.

"Today I was in the midst of a Gordonodono Marathano and nearly killed my competition."

by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010