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“Goumar” or a “Goumar” is a person and or thing that is and will always be the sexiest mf around. A “Goumar is always top 5 with a haircut.
Person 1: that guy over there is so cute
Person 2: omg yeah he’s such a “Goumar”
Goumar by Kyuban November 26, 2021
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A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!
godmart by TNunnster February 6, 2010
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Goumar gomar gougar goomar goularte goumana godmart goomara goumad gumar
A derogatory term used to refer to individuals who have an Indian, Sri Lankan or Bangladeshi background. A term mostly used in suburban Melbourne areas.
"hey hey want some curry you stinky gouma!!"
Gouma by shuresh March 26, 2019
Normally a girlfriend of a married mobster.
"Where is Tony today?"
"He is with his goomar."
"That son of a bitch!"
goomar by Charles Green June 30, 2005
side piece; girl you hit up only when you visit a certain place; long distance fuck buddy
Guy 1: Big Atlantic City trip this weekend! What should we do
Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too
Gumara by dakid9 March 4, 2019
A slang word used to describe the mistress of a married mobster. The gumar is the girl that they see "on the side", because they can do things with them that they would rather not do with their wives (See example below).
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.

To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
gumar by tazzman31 November 7, 2009

goularte 

Is the best Youtuber in this fucking world! Huehue Br
Goularte é gostoso
goularte by LukiFine September 14, 2020
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