n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.
"Hey Bill How are you today?"
"Could be better, I have a really bad case of the gout."
by BiliBtrain June 10, 2005
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Although the true meaning of gout is ''a kind of arthritis that occurs when uric acid builds up in the joints. Acute gout is a painful condition that typically affects one joint'' when used as an adjective gout becomes an insult, meaning 'ill person' or 'an individual that is painful to be around.'

Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.
That boy will gout you out, man
by tSilva2011 August 9, 2011
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cocaine; coke; blow; snow; nose candy; power flour; white; flake
After snorting one rail of my gout, Joe asked whether he could hook up a ball of the same shit.
by Kiki Blow June 8, 2005
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v. to go out with; date; to be happening.
Carson and Vail started gouting on New Year's
by Ba Billy January 7, 2006
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Used to tell someone to go away or take a walk.
"ur some mog"
"gout will ya!!"
by mallowfein March 6, 2008
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gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross
"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."
by DianaBear<3 December 13, 2006
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to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)
John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!
by OPPuknoMe May 3, 2007
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