Pasian

An Asian Party, in which asians have parties.

Asian guy#1: Hey have you heard about that party?
Asian guy#2: No....?
Asian guy#1: Wellllllllll.... do you wanna go?
Asian guy#2: Are there asians?
Asian guy 1 silently nods
Asian guy 2 nods in understanding
They stand there for a minute in complete silence then turn to each other standing in the sumo squat, double chins out and yodeling.

"PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN PASIAN!"

by Mineralogie July 29, 2017

Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

by Mineralogie March 18, 2017