Gorilling
When you put gorilla glue on your hand and penis and start jerking off until it dries and your penis feels like it's always being jerked off
Gorilling by Jp-cant-hoop March 4, 2025
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Gorilling
When you put gorilla glue on your hand and penis and start jerking off until it dries and your penis feels like it's always being jerked off
Gorilling by Jp-cant-hoop March 4, 2025
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grilling the salmon
1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
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Gridling
An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.
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When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.
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-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?
Gorillion by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020
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