Gorilling

When you put gorilla glue on your hand and penis and start jerking off until it dries and your penis feels like it's always being jerked off

Martin was caught Gorilling in the bathroom

by Jp-cant-hoop March 4, 2025

Gorilling

When you put gorilla glue on your hand and penis and start jerking off until it dries and your penis feels like it's always being jerked off

Martin was caught Gorilling in the bathroom

by Jp-cant-hoop March 4, 2025

grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Gridling

An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.

Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"

Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.

Fucking gridlings.

Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.

by StickyBoi August 23, 2019

Bear Grylling

When you purposely make a fire in your home to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Does not count if you use the fireplace, pussy.

Damn, dude! Are you bear grylling those Bagel Bites?

by Nadeem E. January 25, 2009

gorillanize

Aggressive, overwhelming behavior towards a person, place, or thing; To victimize.

"That car was just gorillanized by those frat boys."

by Bigg Tank June 7, 2017

Gorillion

An undefined, comically large amount of something.

-Dude, why do you hate winter so much?
-Well I don't fucking know, Steve, maybe I can't be fucked with shovelling 8 gorillion tons of snow every week?

by Anon102893772763 January 30, 2020