Girl: Hey sexy,
I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh
like this... mocos de gorila.
gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.
*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain