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If you got the nickname "Gordito" its so the white people can say it easier
"Aye Goreditto Come over"
"We love that guy, His name is Goreditto"
"Goreditto-sama we love you"
Goreditto by Goreditto-Sama September 15, 2021
Words you can keep
cute little fat boy;
a pet or nickname used affectionately
SEE: gordita
Nona calls Little Ricky "my gordito" because he loves ice cream so much.
Gordito by Joe Renato December 9, 2006
Word in spanish, nice way to call a boyfriend who's really sweet and cute
Mi gordito es bien bueno!
Gordito by Garal September 25, 2004

Gordito Penis 

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"
Gordito Penis by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

Gordito Canchero 

Insult used by monkeys to try harm a fat guy
Guy 1: Papeeeeeel, ts, ta mojado
Monkey: Shut up you Gordito Canchero
Guy 2: What an insult

gorditos 

The loose flabby fat that presents itself between the muscle/ribs and skin in the mid to lower region of the torso found primarily on Hispanic Males but can include White and African Americans (in certain cases even really cool Asians) that have honorarily been granted social access to the word much in the same manner white boys say “chones” (underwear) or “moco” (bugar/snot).
I took off my sweatshirt in front of Gloria and the shirt underneath started to come off too and all my gorditos were showing.
gorditos by Mexican Behind a Desk February 14, 2018
A spanish slang for a fat person (fatty)

• Gordo: spanish for fat

• personified using: ito (masculine), ita (feminine)
Mira a ese gordito
(look at the gordito)
Gordito by tontoo October 25, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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