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gorditos 

The loose flabby fat that presents itself between the muscle/ribs and skin in the mid to lower region of the torso found primarily on Hispanic Males but can include White and African Americans (in certain cases even really cool Asians) that have honorarily been granted social access to the word much in the same manner white boys say “chones” (underwear) or “moco” (bugar/snot).
I took off my sweatshirt in front of Gloria and the shirt underneath started to come off too and all my gorditos were showing.
gorditos by Mexican Behind a Desk February 14, 2018
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Spanish term for chubby young women
Beautiful gorditas on the beach
gorditas by bikestud May 4, 2014
cute little fat boy;
a pet or nickname used affectionately
SEE: gordita
Nona calls Little Ricky "my gordito" because he loves ice cream so much.
Gordito by Joe Renato December 9, 2006

bopping gorditas 

When two women have sexual intercourse, specifically with their vaginas.
Is Rachel a lesbian? Yes, I heard her and Jen have been bopping gorditas for years.
Word in spanish, nice way to call a boyfriend who's really sweet and cute
Mi gordito es bien bueno!
Gordito by Garal September 25, 2004

Gordito Penis 

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"
Gordito Penis by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

Gordito Canchero 

Insult used by monkeys to try harm a fat guy
Guy 1: Papeeeeeel, ts, ta mojado
Monkey: Shut up you Gordito Canchero
Guy 2: What an insult