Gordito
Gordito by Joe Renato December 9, 2006
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gordito
spanish for chubby. You can get gorditos in many situations.
1)When playing sports
2)When hanging out with your girlfriend
3)When taking a test
1)When playing sports
2)When hanging out with your girlfriend
3)When taking a test
1) Awe damn i went to kick the ball and it went above the goal. I totally got a gordito
2) When she leaned in to kiss me, i pushed her away. What was I thinking i totally had a gordito
3) I studied all night for the test, but then I got a gordito and forgot it all. There goes my 4.0
2) When she leaned in to kiss me, i pushed her away. What was I thinking i totally had a gordito
3) I studied all night for the test, but then I got a gordito and forgot it all. There goes my 4.0
gordito by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 8, 2008
Gordito Penis
The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
Gordito Penis by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021
Gordito Canchero
Gordito Canchero by wHO WHO WEHE May 12, 2022
cheesy gordita crunch
1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007
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