Gordonhjt 

A guy who will always beat people up when he doesn't get what he wants.

Guy 1:Do you know that guy from yesterday?
Guy 2:know who?
Guy 1:Gordonhjt

Gordonhjt by hyderfly March 29, 2019

gordonstoun 

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.

"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"

gordonstoun by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

Gordonstoun 

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods

Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”

Gordonstoun by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

Gordonstoun 

A British boarding school full of toffs with sticks up their ass and a huge ego because a couple of royal cunts went there.

-Have you heard of that boarding school in Scotland, Gordonstoun?

-Yeah, it’s shit.

Gordonstoun by drowninabucket April 7, 2019

Gordonite 

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

Gordonite by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

Gordonated by Fresh July 20, 2003