Gordonhjt

A guy who will always beat people up when he doesn't get what he wants.

Guy 1:Do you know that guy from yesterday?
Guy 2:know who?
Guy 1:Gordonhjt

by hyderfly March 29, 2019

gordonstoun

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.

"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"

by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.

by pluoticus May 5, 2012

Gordonstoun

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods

Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”

by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

Gordonstoun

A British boarding school full of toffs with sticks up their ass and a huge ego because a couple of royal cunts went there.

-Have you heard of that boarding school in Scotland, Gordonstoun?

-Yeah, it’s shit.

by drowninabucket April 7, 2019

Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003