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Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016
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Geordie girder

It’s like a human centipede but it’s just three Georgie blokes connected whilst bum in’ each other
Why aye mick was in a Geordie girder with Jord and Joe the other night
by Lefty1989 February 13, 2022
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girdie gang

A group of close friends, normally in highschool, who are the middle of the social class totem pole.
Hey look here comes the Girdie Gang, together as usual
by Braden_0703 November 16, 2019
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Gordle

Means a goose that travels through space time portals, gaining the power of all time and space so that it may destroy the universe in one unending honk.
"The great Gordle is coming for us all in time child" "He is already here father, the great honk cometh"
by Gary Gordle September 18, 2020
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Gordle Up

A form of sexual foreplay where you form your hand into a fist, stick out your pinky, put it in a woman's vagina, and wiggle it around. Sticking in the full fist is optional.
"Wow, I really wanna gordle up in her bajimbus.
by TheRay October 29, 2023
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