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Gordie girdle 

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!
Gordie girdle by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016
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Geordie girder 

It’s like a human centipede but it’s just three Georgie blokes connected whilst bum in’ each other
Why aye mick was in a Geordie girder with Jord and Joe the other night
Geordie girder by Lefty1989 February 13, 2022

girdie gang 

A group of close friends, normally in highschool, who are the middle of the social class totem pole.
Hey look here comes the Girdie Gang, together as usual
girdie gang by Braden_0703 November 16, 2019
Means a goose that travels through space time portals, gaining the power of all time and space so that it may destroy the universe in one unending honk.
"The great Gordle is coming for us all in time child" "He is already here father, the great honk cometh"
Gordle by Gary Gordle September 18, 2020
A form of sexual foreplay where you form your hand into a fist, stick out your pinky, put it in a woman's vagina, and wiggle it around. Sticking in the full fist is optional.
"Wow, I really wanna gordle up in her bajimbus.
Gordle Up by TheRay October 29, 2023
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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