carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 12, 2014

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus April 01, 2016