Definitions by Trexasaurus

Gordie girdle 

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

Gordie girdle by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

carrot nipple 

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

carrot nipple by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014