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Gorgeblasting 

A crescendoing sub bass snore often accompanied by a deep sleep. Other symptoms include pregnancy, alcohol consumption and curious onlookers. Uncomfortable appearing body contortions whereby one can be mistaken for being possessed.
Yo broseph, i was trying to get a good nights sleep last night , my wife was gorgeblasting again though.

The snores were getting louder each gorge. Love that girl.

Jokes.
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Gorbeous 

Obviously, a word that goes beyond gorgeous, at least 5 or 6 steps above, possibly even a whole new level, and very hard to comprehend. It's pretty amazing. Also probably a typo that someone decided to roll with.
Damn... That girl is absolutely GORBEOUS!
Gorbeous by GhettoBagel June 20, 2010

Gonbolas 

The bald spot between your chin and your neckbeard.

"Mental Jack has the nicest Gonbolas at the party."
Those are some nice gonbolas Mental Jack
Gonbolas by GonbolasMan December 15, 2020

Gonbolas 

A 'gonbola' is a single tit, where as gonbolas is the ying and yang and the inspiration behind a pair of titties. It defines the inner narrative and creates a story and shows the spiritual resilience, creativity and strength of the titties.
Mental Jack has a strong pair of Gonbolas
Gonbolas by Gonbolasman + December 15, 2020

Gorbulas 

A hobbit adventurer of the Shire, renowned for his surprising courage and strength. Unlike most hobbits who prefer comfort and quiet, Gorbulas journeys far across Middle-earth, daring to face even the mightiest foes alone. Handsome by hobbit standards and sharp of wit, he is remembered in tavern-tales as a rare hero among his kind: cheerful at heart, yet unflinching before darkness.
"Look at the balls of that Hobbit!" Yes, that's Gorbulas.
Gorbulas by CookieFuneral September 24, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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