Gorbeolas

Nipples that are so red and splotchy, they look like former Russian President Mikhail Gorachev's forehead.

Suzy's nippies were so red and splotchy. Total case of the Gorbeolas.

by Bad News Bond July 23, 2016

Gorgeblasting

A crescendoing sub bass snore often accompanied by a deep sleep. Other symptoms include pregnancy, alcohol consumption and curious onlookers. Uncomfortable appearing body contortions whereby one can be mistaken for being possessed.

Yo broseph, i was trying to get a good nights sleep last night , my wife was gorgeblasting again though.

The snores were getting louder each gorge. Love that girl.

Jokes.

by Darwinian Falcon March 8, 2014

Gorbeous

Obviously, a word that goes beyond gorgeous, at least 5 or 6 steps above, possibly even a whole new level, and very hard to comprehend. It's pretty amazing. Also probably a typo that someone decided to roll with.

Damn... That girl is absolutely GORBEOUS!

by GhettoBagel June 20, 2010

Gonbolas

The bald spot between your chin and your neckbeard.

"Mental Jack has the nicest Gonbolas at the party."

Those are some nice gonbolas Mental Jack

by GonbolasMan December 15, 2020

Gonbolas

A 'gonbola' is a single tit, where as gonbolas is the ying and yang and the inspiration behind a pair of titties. It defines the inner narrative and creates a story and shows the spiritual resilience, creativity and strength of the titties.

Mental Jack has a strong pair of Gonbolas

by Gonbolasman + December 15, 2020

Gorbulas

A hobbit adventurer of the Shire, renowned for his surprising courage and strength. Unlike most hobbits who prefer comfort and quiet, Gorbulas journeys far across Middle-earth, daring to face even the mightiest foes alone. Handsome by hobbit standards and sharp of wit, he is remembered in tavern-tales as a rare hero among his kind: cheerful at heart, yet unflinching before darkness.

"Look at the balls of that Hobbit!" Yes, that's Gorbulas.

by CookieFuneral September 24, 2025