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Definitions by CookieFuneral

Gorbulas 

A hobbit adventurer of the Shire, renowned for his surprising courage and strength. Unlike most hobbits who prefer comfort and quiet, Gorbulas journeys far across Middle-earth, daring to face even the mightiest foes alone. Handsome by hobbit standards and sharp of wit, he is remembered in tavern-tales as a rare hero among his kind: cheerful at heart, yet unflinching before darkness.
"Look at the balls of that Hobbit!" Yes, that's Gorbulas.
Gorbulas by CookieFuneral September 24, 2025

Plassexual 

Yo dude, do you see that cute ass piece of plastic over there? Let me pluck a hole in it and fucking cum inside of it.
Dude, fuck off you stupid Plassexual.
Plassexual by CookieFuneral May 29, 2021