CookieFuneral's definitions

Plassexual

When you are attracted to Plastic.

Yo dude, do you see that cute ass piece of plastic over there? Let me pluck a hole in it and fucking cum inside of it.
Dude, fuck off you stupid Plassexual.

by CookieFuneral May 29, 2021

Gorbulas

A hobbit adventurer of the Shire, renowned for his surprising courage and strength. Unlike most hobbits who prefer comfort and quiet, Gorbulas journeys far across Middle-earth, daring to face even the mightiest foes alone. Handsome by hobbit standards and sharp of wit, he is remembered in tavern-tales as a rare hero among his kind: cheerful at heart, yet unflinching before darkness.

"Look at the balls of that Hobbit!" Yes, that's Gorbulas.

by CookieFuneral September 24, 2025