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Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.
"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."
Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012
Related Words
Goovke • gooked • gooker • goonkey • Gooked up • gooken • goonked • goover • gooke • gooked out

Southside Gookers 

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.
You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.
members of the asian race, comes from the word gook, which was american slang for the vietnamese during the vietnam war. used by pvt. eightball in the movie "full metal jacket".
"personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. you know, i mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. but they don't want it. they'd rather be alive than free, i guess. poor dumb bastards." -full metal jacket
gookers by madn1ce January 12, 2008
Similar to the word “fuckery”, except used in the presence of a single Asian or a group of Asians. It is used to describe chaos and things that seem fucked up to the human mind. @Jlee
What kind of gookery is this?
Gookery by Gook8 May 24, 2018
Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.
Jamal: “I’m all gooked up, I’m going to snort this one with my left nostril.”
Gooked up by kylesmokes May 18, 2020
When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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