4 definitions by kylesmokes
A person over infatuated with the COVID-19 pandemic. Every chance they get, they bring up the spreading cases. Complaining about the lack of social distancing, they scold anyone who may be unmasked in public.
*casually conversing in the park*
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."
the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."
Crab: "Better put your mask on, here comes an old coronasaurus ready to squawk at us"
Purple: "My mom's been watching too much TV, she's slowly becoming a coronasaurus too."
the coronasaurus approaches with a yard stick in hand
Coronasaurus: "That isn't 6 feet apart. You people just don't take it seriously."
by kylesmokes May 23, 2020
jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 27, 2021
Describing a person that has been snorting cocaine all night. White powder clogging up their nasal cavity.
by kylesmokes May 18, 2020
A bowl layered with Entourage Cigar tobacco and keef.
Typically done when one is completely out of weed.
Typically done when one is completely out of weed.
Carth: I’m trying to smoke, breh.
Crab: I don’t have any real bud, but I can scrape some keef from my grinder and make a Ricky Special.
Crab: I don’t have any real bud, but I can scrape some keef from my grinder and make a Ricky Special.
by kylesmokes January 16, 2021