gooker 

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

gooker by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006

gooker 

a person of Korean and African American parents

Look at that gooker eating chow main and watermelon!

gooker by JdoggSnizzles April 12, 2004

gooker 

sniveling wretch of a person with no social airs or graces,
generally wears tank tops thick rimmed glasses with spots or rash on face.

your mate fumbles a mix at a party "you gooker"

gooker by Japers August 23, 2006

Gooker 

A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.

Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty

Gooker by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019

Gooker 

A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.

Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty

Gooker by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019

gooker rod 

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.

We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.

gooker rod by popa bob June 10, 2017

piddly gooker 

that feeling when you just don't

jeff: piddly gooker
mari: dude, what

piddly gooker by kaire22 March 13, 2023