Gooshbag

An ungrateful individual in a child-like mindset of chasing woman because he has childhood wounds where he feels he doesn't deserve love.

That gooshbag doesn't appreciate what he had.

Gooshbag by Elizabits February 16, 2024

gloshbag 

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >

Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!

gloshbag by The Wojinator June 16, 2011

Goochbag 

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

Goochbag by P Sizzles October 21, 2008

Goochbag 

Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead

Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit

Goochbag by A Black Jack October 17, 2008

Goosebag 

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage

Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.

Goosebag by ratm9m September 11, 2005

Goosebag 

A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.

Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!

Goosebag by BiggPapii February 19, 2011

goosebag 

A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)

"That boy called me a goosebag"

goosebag by South County Crew '07 May 18, 2007