Goochbag

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

by P Sizzles October 21, 2008

Goochbag

Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead

Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit

by A Black Jack October 17, 2008

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

Gooch bag

a middle aged woman from oxford

hey chris your mum is such a gooch bag

by kingo-witney January 15, 2009

goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead

dude, you are such a goochebag

by d-rew March 30, 2007

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008