Goosebag

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage

Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.

by ratm9m September 11, 2005

Goosebag

A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.

Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!

by BiggPapii February 19, 2011

goosebag

A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)

"That boy called me a goosebag"

by South County Crew '07 May 18, 2007

gooseballs

MASSIVE ball to penis ratio. Penis size lacking, ball size immaculate.

“Yo JW got some raging balls but a little-bitty chode” - victoria
“Brotha got dem gooseballs ahh” - coco

by panos1panman2yos3thanos May 16, 2021

Gooseback

A girl who electively pushes out her breasts while also swinging her ass and pushing it out in an attempt to look attractive to others. The effect is that of a goose's back.

The girl is such a gooseback- she keeps rubbing on me at the bar.

by Shells Mandy July 30, 2013

gooseball

a silly person, one that doesn't think right away

Lol, you are such a gooseball.

by Goosehead69 July 24, 2012

gooseballs

The pleasurable sensation experienced by men when testicles are lightly touched or scratched.

That girl was fantastic. After we were done, she gave me gooseballs. I'm definitely calling her back.

by Bob McCoy May 2, 2016