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gloshbag 

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
gloshbag by The Wojinator June 16, 2011
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gloshbag 

glosh·bag
   gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which the douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < German gläuche bäg >
Although Mike's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.
gloshbag by Hälläfäx October 15, 2011
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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