booseheimers 

noun
the memory loss resulting from an outing of heavy drinking where one cannot remember the seemingly intimate relationships established

Don suffered an episode of booseheimers on St. Patrick's Day when he couldn't remember the hour long conversation and drinks he bought for the bouncer and his wife.

booseheimers by joe.schmoe March 15, 2010

Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.

That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.

Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

boozeheimer's 

1. When your memory fails during and/or after a night of drinking alcoholic beverages.

2. Not remembering previous or future plans due to imbibing quantities of alcohol.

Jeff met Sandra while pounding shots at the bar last night, but didn't remember her name and that he married her in Vegas. Jeff had one of the worst cases of boozeheimer's his friends have ever seen.

Robert had too much alcohol to drink and did not remember he made plans to meet friends later that night. He blamed his boozeheimer's while downing another Pabst.

John isn't a flake, he just had a case of boozeheimer's.

boozeheimer's by LagoMorpha August 25, 2010