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Goopert

Someone that thinks there an expert because they looked it up with google.
What a goopert.
by Bigdawg47 January 23, 2020
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dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!
by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019
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Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.
"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."
by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012
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goopery

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.
Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...
by b_ubs February 13, 2019
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oobert goobert

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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
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goopenthal

This phoney-bologna word is used by Hank Hill on the television program, "King of the Hill" to describe any type of psychoactive medication, such as Ritalin, Tofranil (used to stop enuresis), Prozac, Xanax, Cymbalta, trazodone, etc. Not so fake any more though; as I've heard it used in conversations over the last several years.
Bobby's taking goopenthal again to help put an end to him pissing the bed every night.

Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
by Telephony September 3, 2013
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Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland
A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!
by flare 114 June 15, 2006
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