Goopert
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dirty Goppert
A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019
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Goopert • Goopertshmutz • gooper • Goobert • Gooberton • goobertron • gompertz • goobertard • goobertastic • goobertegga
Gookertino
Gookertino by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012
goopenthal
This phoney-bologna word is used by Hank Hill on the television program, "King of the Hill" to describe any type of psychoactive medication, such as Ritalin, Tofranil (used to stop enuresis), Prozac, Xanax, Cymbalta, trazodone, etc. Not so fake any more though; as I've heard it used in conversations over the last several years.
Bobby's taking goopenthal again to help put an end to him pissing the bed every night.
Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
goopenthal by Telephony September 3, 2013
Goobert
A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)
Origin: Galway,Ireland
Origin: Galway,Ireland
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