Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.

A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".

"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."

goonge by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017

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Gooonge • goonge • Goonger • gloonge • Goongem • Goongen • Gooongya • goo-one

gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"

both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house

gloonge by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010

gooone

the combination of good, and one. Put two together and you get good one. Its usually said in a sarcastic tone.

Person 1:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2:"Why to get"
Person 1:"To the other side"
Person 2: Gooone

gooone by ben millz December 18, 2008

Gooongya

When somebody look like shit

She is so Gooongya

Gooongya by Hop hoo December 25, 2019

Goonge

a smelly little shit who sucks ass and never does anything
also he is squidward

"bro why are you being such a goonge, get out of bed"

Goonge by clearly pal April 30, 2022

Goongem

A game/show/movie that, on the surface, appears bad and made only to appeal to porn addicts, but secretly has quality behind it.

"You should play Nier: Automata, it's a real a goongem!"

Goongem by TheSUPERMidnight July 26, 2025

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026