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Gooonge

To use a belgian infant to clean one's gutters
Gooonge!
by Reverend Poo Face April 1, 2009
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goonge

Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.

A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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gooone

the combination of good, and one. Put two together and you get good one. Its usually said in a sarcastic tone.
Person 1:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2:"Why to get"
Person 1:"To the other side"
Person 2: Gooone
by ben millz December 18, 2008
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Gooongya

She is so Gooongya
by Hop hoo December 25, 2019
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Goonge

a smelly little shit who sucks ass and never does anything
also he is squidward
"bro why are you being such a goonge, get out of bed"
by clearly pal April 30, 2022
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Goongem

A game/show/movie that, on the surface, appears bad and made only to appeal to porn addicts, but secretly has quality behind it.
"You should play Nier: Automata, it's a real a goongem!"
by TheSUPERMidnight July 26, 2025
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