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Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.

A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
goonge by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017
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Uncle Googemizer 

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
Uncle Googemizer by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011

goongamingtv 

A great youtuber and streamer. He seems to have alot of passion for what he does. He is kind to everybody exept the people he reks in his videos lol. Please check him out at Youtube.com/TheGoonGamingTV
Hey go check out GoonGamingTV!!!
goongamingtv by Memester55 June 21, 2016
a smelly little shit who sucks ass and never does anything
also he is squidward
"bro why are you being such a goonge, get out of bed"
Goonge by clearly pal April 30, 2022
“Oh yea man I took them to the Goongen last night, and it got freaky.”
Goongen by Cuvier113 December 21, 2025
A Offensive Term For Someone Who Is A Gooner
That Goonger Has Been Locked In Their Room ALL Day.
Goonger by BobbyDonnnn January 9, 2026