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Goofdookie
On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.
"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."
Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022
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Gooof • Gooofy • Gloof • goodfellow • Goodfish • gloofing • gloofy • goodfellasnoop • Goodfernd • goodfield
Goof Juice
Goof Juice by Kodabear96 June 5, 2020
Goof Nigga
Baby Daddy One: This goof nigga Isaac was pulling at the school yesterday!
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Baby Daddy Two: Aight, third grade teacher?
Baby Daddy One: Nah, your daughter
Goof Nigga by TheGooner December 15, 2016
goof jazz pop
My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians
goof jazz pop by shiva-archetypes October 24, 2022
bottle of goof
A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.
Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?
I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .
take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.
I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .
take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.
bottle of goof by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018
göofelmâcher
A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.
göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013
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