Goontruck

Goontruck(slang)(n): A lazy, unempathetic, and overall dazed being.
Goontruck(slang): The action of using a worn down truck for activities(the truck also being called "The Goontruck") such as fighting, storage, or meetups.

(n): Your such a Goontruck Tom!
(v): Yo Adam, The Goontruck is down the block, wanna come?

Goontruck by Skimilacious October 2, 2024

goonfuck 

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.

"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"

goonfuck by T_E_K December 22, 2009

goonchuck 

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goonchuck 

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

goonchuck by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008

guntruck 

A group of people (usually males) surrounding a person or persons of opposite sex that act as an imposing force. Military reference a gun truck is a heavily armed vehicle that is used to protect important cargo in a convoy.

I would go talk to that fine ass honey but look at those guntrucks surrounding her.

guntruck by jimmy schaffer October 21, 2004

gobstruck 

Shocked, amazed, dumbfounded, speachless. Same as gobsmacked.

I was gobstrucked when that hot girl asked me out.

gobstruck by YoMammaMia August 19, 2007

guntruck relationship 

not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as to give their lives for one another. comes from the military tale of the brave, selfless man that threw himself on a grenade to save his buddies on a guntruck.

Lance: i've realized something, i'd give my life for you guys if it came down to it
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing

guntruck relationship by Lance Brown January 6, 2009